By all rights, this week’s Tax Day ought to be one of our favorite holidays, like “Christmas in April” without the carols, the eggnog, or the guilt over forgetting a gift for Aunt Mildred. That’s because 80% of us get refunds, averaging $3,011 so far in 2024. (When was the last time Santa Claus left three grand in your stocking?) Of course, that means 20% of us are writing checks to the IRS. And if you’re among that 20%, we sympathize. We know it hurts. But we’re confident it doesn’t hurt nearly as much for you as it does for a hedge fund manager named Ken Griffin.